Basically Hollywood
Basically Hollywood is where pop culture meets common sense. Tired of relentless virtue signals and allergic to extreme woke narratives, I roast trending topics and call BS on the culture. It's basically everything you're thinking, just said out loud.
Basically Hollywood
Tony Awards go WOKE | Blake Lively drops lawsuit claims | Ed Sheeran thinks he's Indian | and MORE ridiculous Hollywood stories you missed
Blake Lively quietly drops her “emotional distress” lawsuit because — surprise! — no receipts. Meanwhile, Justin Baldoni walks away from a $400M counterclaim with all the evidence in hand. Renee Rapp says straight people don’t exist (okay...), and Bella Hadid brags that she’s never been ghosted (we believe it). Kylie Jenner finally talks implants — because nothing screams trust like a decade of lying about surgery.
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt now goes by Shi — groundbreaking stuff. Kieran Culkin warns fans to lower Hunger Games expectations (uh oh), and Marvel’s Thunderbolts is tracking for a $100M loss — still not as bad as The Marvels.
Oscar-winner Mikey Madison passes on Star Wars (smart), Camp Rock 3 is happening (why?), and Nick Jonas is set to play the KISS frontman in a biopic (…sure). One guy just won a Tony for Best Actor after campaigning to erase gendered awards — so, hand it back?
The All-American Rejects singer joins OnlyFans, and Ed Sheeran’s “cultural inspiration tour” continues. Miley Cyrus can finally sing Hannah Montana songs again, Dua Lipa might desecrate the Super Bowl stage, Jessie J shares a personal health update, and both Mariah and Sabrina Carpenter drop songs we wish we hadn’t heard.
It's chaos. It’s camp. It’s Basically Hollywood.
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